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Survival Tips for Maljardin
Like most tropical islands, Maljardin is often at the
mercy of the elements. Surviving a hurricane or
typhoon on Maljardin takes only a little planning and
preparation:
Leave the path of the Hurricane
Unfortunately, you cannot move the whole island and only Jean Paul or Quito are capable of navigating the treacherous waters of the channel. As Jean Paul will inform you, leaving the island is not an option for any guest on Maljardin Secure your Home
Have Quito cover the Maljardin doors and windows securely
(he may need a little supervision). This will allow
the house to withstand wind and wind pressure. If flying debris
breaks a window or fierce winds kick in a door, the winds rushing inside will push the roof, trying to lift it, while the winds on the outside will create a suction. Verify
the Operation of the Standby Generator
A generator can assist you if the power goes out. A
loss of power can knock out your lights, spoil the food in
your refrigerator and thaw your cryonically frozen
wife. Always make sure that the generator is not
located indoors as it will buildup dangerous levels of
carbon monoxide. Have a Disaster Kit
The Disaster Kit should include first aid supplies,
non-perishable foods, water, non-perishable wives, sleeping
bags, flashlights, voodoo dolls, batteries, and a weather
radio. Go to the Basement
If you do not have a basement or your basement is full of cryonic chambers holding loved ones, you can also go to
an interior bathroom without windows. Listen to your
radio until the storm has passed. |
